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一个男人正坐在那里读报纸，忽然妻子用炒锅敲了一下他的头。 他问道："为什么打我？”妻子回答说："因为我在你的裤子口袋里发现了一张纸条，上面写着詹妮的名字。” 这个人说道："上周我去看赛马，詹妮是我赌的那匹马的名字。” 妻子向他道了歉又继续做家务去了。 三天后，这个人正在看电视，妻子又用一只更大的炒锅使劲地砸在了他的头上,一下把他打得不省人事。 清醒过来以后，他问妻子为什么又打他。 “你的马给你打电话了。” Horse Can Phone A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him on the head with a frying pan. “What was that for?” the man asked. The wife replied, “That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket. The man then said, “When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.” The wife apologized and went on with her housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit him again. “Your horse phoned.，’ |
