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一个人手里拿着海龟走进了酒吧。 海龟的一只眼是乌青乌青的，两条腿都打着绷带，整个后盖儿都用管道胶带缠着。 服务生看着这个家伙，问道："你的海龟怎么了？” “没事儿，”这个人回答道，"这只被痛打的海龟比你的狗跑得都快。" “不可能。”服务生回答道。 “那么，好吧。”那个家伙说，“你带上你的狗，让它站在酒吧的一头。然后你到房间的另一头，叫你的狗。我出500美元打赌，在的狗到你那儿之前,我的海龟已经到那儿了。” 服务生想，这500美元赢得可太容易了，就答应了。 服务生走到酒吧的另一头，数到三时喊他的狗。 突然，那个家伙捡起他的海龟，扔过房间，摔到了墙上，差一点儿打着服务生。他说道：“我赢了！我告诉过你，它会在你的狗之前到达那儿。" Fast Turtle A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks： “What’s wrong with your turtle?” “Not a thing，，，the man responds, “this beat up turtle is faster than your dog! ” “Not a chance!” replies the barkeep. “Okay then, ’，says the guy, “you take your dog and let him stand at one end of the bar. Then go and stand at the oth¬er end of the room and call your dog. Ill bet you $500 that be¬fore your dog reaches you, my turtle will be there. ” So the bartender, thinking it’s an easy $500，agrees. The bartender goes to the other side of the bar, and on the count of three calls his dog. Suddenly the guy picks up his turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the bartender, and smashing into the wall and says, “I WIN! Told you it'll be there before your dog!” |
