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汤姆和几米去沙漠露营。搭好帐篷后，他们就睡着了，而且睡得很熟。 几个小时后,汤姆把几米叫醒，说:"几米,你抬头看看，能看到什么？” 几米回答说：“我能看到成千上万的星星。” “这说明什么？”汤姆问。 几米想了想说:“从天文学角度上来说，这说明宇宙中存在很多星系，还存在着更多的我们还没发现的星体。从星象学的角度来看，我们可以看到土星在獅子座中。它出现的时间很固定，一般在早上3点1刻左右出现。从神学的角度来讲，很明显这说我们的主是万能的，我们是渺小的，微不足道。从气象学的角度来看，明天会是个好天气。” “你觉得这说明什么，汤姆?” 汤姆沉默了一会儿说：“几米,你这个笨蛋，这说明有人偷了我们的帐篷！” Tom and Jimmy Tom and Jimmy went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tom woke Jimmy and said, "Jimmy, look towards sky, what do you see?” "I can see thousands of stars," Jimmy answered. "What does that tell you?" asked Tom. Jimmy pondered for a minute, and then said, " Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” "What does it tell you, Tom?" Tom was silent for a moment, then said, "Jimmy, you fool, someone has stolen our tent!” |
