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—个人摇摇晃晃走进一家酒吧，而酒吧里只剩一个顾客了，他便走向前问那个人能否买酒给他喝。“当然可以。'’对方回答。 第一个人接着问道:"你是哪里人？" “我来自爱尔兰。”第二个人回答说。 第一个人回答：“我也爱尔兰来的！让我们为爱尔兰喝一杯!” "当然。”第二个人说道。 "我很好奇，"第一个人说，"你是爱尔兰那里的？" “都柏林。"对方回答。 "我简直不能相信，”第一个人说，“我也是来自都柏林！让我们为都柏林再喝一杯”“当然。”第二个人说道。 第一个人又好奇地问道:“你以前在哪个学校上学?” “圣玛丽学校，”第二个人回答，“我62届的。” • “真是不可思议！"第一个人说，"我也在圣玛丽学校上学，我也是62年毕业的” 这时一个常客走进酒吧，坐下来后问侍者："这是怎么回事?” “没什么，"侍者说道，“金利家的双胞胎兄弟又喝醉了。” Some Very Common Traits in Two Drunks A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course,"comes the reply. The first man then asks；"Where are you from?" "I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man. The first man responds："I’m from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland.” “Of course," replies the second man. "T m curious” the first man then asks：‘‘ Where in Ireland are you from?" “Dublin,” comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. “I，m from Dublin too! Let，s have another drink to Dublin." “Of course,” replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks； "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary’s,” replies the second man, "I graduated in562." "This is unbelievable!"，the first man says, “I went to Saint Mary，s and I graduated in，62, too:” About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What’s been going on?” he asks the bartender. "Nothing much,” replies the bartender. "The 〇’ Kinly twins are drunk again. |
