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两位85岁的老人，婚后一起生活了近60年,同在一次车祸中遇难。近十年来两人健康状况良好,这主要是因为妻子很注意饮食健康和身体锻炼。他们来到天堂之门，圣彼得带他们去公寓，公寓里面有漂亮的厨房，豪华的浴室和水流按摩浴缸。老人环顾四周， 问圣彼得这些该付多少钱。“免费的，"圣彼得回答，“这儿是天堂。” 接着，他们来到了后院观看房子旁边的锦标赛风格的高尔夫球场。他们可以每天都来打高尔夫。老人问道：“这里收费多少？''圣彼得回答："这里是天堂，打高尔夫免费。"然后他们来到俱乐部，看到了丰富的自助午餐，其中有世界上的各种风味。"吃饭要多少钱?”老人问。 “你还不明白吗？这里是天堂，吃饭免费的。” 圣彼得有点恼火。"哦，那低脂低胆固醇的餐桌在哪里？"老人小心翼翼地问。 圣彼得训斥他说：“这是最放心的地方，能吃多少就吃多少，想吃什么就吃什么，不会长胖，不会生病，这里是天堂！”听了这些，老人突然大发雷霆，扯下帽子，用力跺脚，大声嚷嚷。 圣彼得和老人的妻子好不容易才让他镇静下来，问他怎么了。老人盯着妻子嚷道：“都是你的错！要不是你那该死的麸皮松饼，我十年前就来这里了!" It Is Free An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to the wife，s interest in health food and exercising. When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and a Jacuzzi. As they looked around, the old man asked St. Peter how much all this was going to cost. “It’s free," St. Peter replied. "This is Heaven.” Next, they went out in the back yard to survey the championship-style golf course that the home bordered. They would have golfing privileges every day and each week. The old man asked, "What are the green’s fees?” St. Peter replied, "This is heaven, you play for free.” Next, they went to the club house and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?” asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is Heaven, it is free!” St. Peter replied, with some exasperation. “Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol tables?” the old man asked timidly. St. Peter lectured, "That1 s the best part, you can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick either. This is, after all, Heaven.” With that, the old man went into a fit of anger, throwing down his hat and stomping on it, and screaming wildly. St. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault! If it weren’t for your blasted bran muffins， I could have been here ten years ago!” |
