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男人非常痛恨妻子的那只猫，决定除掉他。有一天他开车把猫遗弃在离家20个街区外的公园里。可等他到家时，猫也顺着车道回来了。 第二天他把猫带到40个街区外的地方。他把猫扔下就开车回家，快到家时，发现猫已经在家了！他又把猫送出更远的地方，可每次猫总是比他先到家。最后他开车到了好几英里以外，先右转，然后左转，过了 一座桥，右转， 再右转，到了很远的地方。确信猫回不去了， 他才把猫放下。 几小时后,男人打电话问妻子珍，“猫在家吗？” "是啊，”妻子说，"怎么了？" 男人垂头丧气地说："让那个该死的接电话，我迷路找不到方向了。” The Bad Cat A man absolutely hated his wife! s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat' He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there. Hours later the man called home to his wife："Jen, is the cat there?” “Yes,” the wife answered, “why do you ask?" Frustrated, the man answered, " Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I * m lost and need directions.” |
