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一个花匠到理发店去理发。理完后他问需要付多少钱，理发师回答说：“很抱歉我不能收你的钱，本周我在社区做义工。”花匠高兴地离开了。 第二天早上理发师开门时，发现门口有一张感谢卡和12枝玫瑰花。 过了一会儿，一个巡警来理发。理完付钱时，理发师又回答道：“很抱歉我不能收你的钱，本周我在社区做义工。”警察听完后高兴地离开了。 次日早上理发师开门时，发现门口有一张感谢卡和12个油炸圈饼。 不久，一个共和党人来理发。他理完付钱时，理发师再次回答道：“很抱歉我不能收你的钱，本周我在社区做义工。”共和党人听完后高兴地走了。 第二天早上理发师开门时,发现门口有一张感谢卡和12本诸如《教你做生意》及《如何取得更大的成功》之类的书。 最后，一个民主党人来理发。他理完付钱时，理发师又回答道:"很抱歉我不能收你的钱。本周我在社区做义工。”民主党人听完后高兴地离开了理发店。 次日早上理发师开门时，发现门口有12个民主党人排成一队，等候免费理发。 The Free Haircut A Florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, “I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you； I’m doing community service this week.，’ The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank-you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, “I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you； I’m doing community service this week.” The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank-you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, “I’m sorry, I cannot accept money from you； I’m doing community service this week. ’，The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open up，there is a thank-you card and a dozen different books such as How to Improve Your Business and Becoming More Successful. Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, “I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you； I'm doing community service this week.，’ The Democrat is very happy and 丨eaves he shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there’s a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut. |
