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一位男士坐在一架客机上。客机正要起飞的时候，另一位男士和他带的拉布拉多猎犬分别坐在了他旁边的两个座位上。猎犬坐在两个人中间。看到第一位男士用探询的目光打量猎犬，后来的男士告诉他,他们是为航空公司工作的。接着这个航空公司职员又说:“不用担心，他是一只嗅探犬，是我们这里最棒的了。飞机起飞后我会让他去工作，到时你就会见识了。” 飞机起飞，很快平稳下来。这时猎犬训练员对第一位男士说：“你看好了。”他对猎犬说：“嗅探犬,行动吧。”嗅探犬跳下座位，沿着飞机过道走去，在一位女士身边蹲下。几秒钟后，他回到原先的座位，一只爪子放到了训练员的胳膊上。训练员对他说了句：“好样的，小伙子。”然后转向第一位男士，说道：“那位女士身上带有大麻,我会记下这一情况及她的座号，一到目的地警察就会将她抓起来。”“太棒了！”男士说道。 训练员再次让嗅探犬去过道检查。他四处嗅探，在一位男士身旁蹲了几秒钟后又返回了原座。这次他将两只爪子放到了训练员的胳膊上。训练员说道：“那位男士身上带了可卡因，我会将这情况连同他的座号记录下来。”"我喜欢这只嗅探犬。”第一位男士说。 训练员第三次命令猎犬去嗅探飞机过道。猎犬闻遍了飞机的上上下下，然后蹲到了一个乘客身边。尔后，他飞奔回来，跳上自己的座位，开始排泄粪便,拉得到处都是。看到这么一只似乎受过精心训练的猎犬竟会有这样的举动，第一位男士生气地问：“究竟发生了什么事？” 训练员紧张地回答：“他刚发现了一个炸弹！" Sniffer A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to take off when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the 2 empty seats beside him. The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline. The airline rep says, “Don’t mind Sniffer；he’s a sniffing dog, the best there is；I’ll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work..” The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man，”Watch this. ’’ He tells the dog, “Sniffer, search.” Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. He then returns to his seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. The handler says, “Good boy. ’，The airline rep turns to the first man and says, “That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I’m making a note of this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival. ’’“Fantastic!” replies the first man. Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to his seat, and places two paws on the handler’s arm. The airline rep says, “That man is carrying cocaine, so again I’m making a note of this and the seat number.” “I like it!” says the first man. A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and shits all over the seat. The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, ‘‘What’s going on?” The handler nervously replies, “He just found a bomb!” |
