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一个醉汉想去冰上捉鱼。他准备好工具后,便出去四处寻找冰地。最后，他终于发现了一大片冰地。他走到冰地中央，开始在上边打洞。 突然，一个响亮的声音从半空传来：“那片冰下没有鱼。" 醉汉环顾四周，没有发现一个人，于是他又开始打冰。 这时，那个声音再次响起：“我已经说过了，那片冰下没有鱼。” 醉汉又一次环顾四周，上下张望，仍然没有看到一个人影。于是他拿起锯，试图再次在冰上锯洞。他还没来得及动手，又一次被那个响亮的声音打断："我已经警告过你三次了，这儿没有鱼！” 醉汉此时开始惊慌失措起来，他问那个声音：“你怎么知道这儿没有鱼？难道你是上帝，在提醒我?” “我不是上帝，”那个声音答道，"我是这片曲棍球场地的管理员！” Going Fishing A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of a sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. “You will find no fish under that ice." The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, "As I said before, there is no fish under the ice." The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can’t see a single soul. He picks up the saw and tries one more time to finish. Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts, " I have warned you three times now. There is no fish! The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he asks the voice,丨‘ How do you know there is no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?" "No," the voice replied, "I am the manager of this hockey area!" |
