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美国国家航空航天局为一项新的航天试验选拔女航天员，准备飞往不同的星球。一名金发女郎、一名黑发女郎和一名红发女郎参加了选拔。首先，考官把黑发女郎叫进来，问了她一个问题。 “如果你能登上任意一个星球,你会选择哪一个？为什么？" 她思索了一会儿，回答说我会选择去火星，它太有趣了。最近有关可能存在地外生命的报道全是关于火星的。” 考官说:"好的，谢谢你”而且说他们过后会再联系她的。 接下来，红发女郎进了房间，航空航天局的考官问了她同一个问题。她回答道我想去土星看一看它美丽的光环。”考官们也对她说“谢谢”，并说明回头会联系她的。 最后一个进去的是金发女郎，考官们又问她同一个问题。她思考了一会儿，答道：“我要登上太阳。” 航空航天局的官员很吃惊，就问她:“为什么？难道你不知道登上太阳会被烤焦的吗？•’ 金发女郎将双手放在臀部，傻笑起来：“你们都傻了吗？我晚上去！” Blonde in Space A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. “If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?” After pondering the question she answered，”I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet. ’， They said, “Well okay, thank you.” And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, “I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings.” Again, “thank you” and they would get back to her. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, “I would like to go to the sun.” The people from NASA replied, “Why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?” The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. “Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night! |
