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一天晚上，一个喝得醉醺醺的爱尔兰人开车从市区回家，当然，他的车一路上是摇头摆尾。一个警察拦下了他。 警察对司机说道：“你这是从哪里来啊?"醉汉司机回答道：“嗨，我当然是从酒馆来。” 警察说道:“看来你今天晚上喝了不少啊。” “我一点都没事儿。”司机笑道。 “你知道吗？”警察站在那里，双手交叉在胸前说道。“几个十字路口前，你的妻子从车上掉下去了。” "噢，感谢上帝。”醉汉感叹道，“就那一会儿的工夫，我想我聋了！" Drunk Driving An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. “So,” says the cop to the driver. “Where have you been?” "Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk. “Well，” says the cop. “It looks like you’ve had quite a few to drink this evening. ” “I did all right,” the drunk says with a smile. “Did you know,” says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?” “Oh, thank heavens,” sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I’d gone deaf. ” |
