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一个爱尔兰人在酒吧里喝了一整夜的酒。酒吧的服务生走到他跟前，跟他说酒吧要关门了。这个爱尔兰人便起身要走，却摔了个嘴啃泥。他又一次尽力站起来，但还是摔倒，所以他觉得只能爬出去了。放松休息了会儿，呼吸了一下新鲜空气，希望这样能让他自己清醒。他一爬出去就要站起来，可还是摔了个嘴啃泥。于是他决定爬四个街区爬回家。到了家门口，他又一次 尽力站起来，但还是落得同样的结果。 他已经累得筋疲力尽了，便放弃了站起来的念头，开始向他的卧室爬去。爬到床边，他又一次尽力站起来。这次他成功地站直了，但很快又摔到了床上，而且他头刚碰到枕头就呼呼大睡起来。第二天早上醒后，他发现妻子站在他身边冲着他大叫。 "看来,你又出去喝酒了！” *'你怎么会这么说呢？”他满脸无辜地问道。 "酒吧打电话了，说你又把轮椅落在那里了。” The Drinker An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave but fell flat on his face. He tried to stand up one more time with the same result, so he figured he’d just crawl outside. Hang out for a while, get some fresh air and hopefully that would sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell again right on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he tried one more time with the same results. Exhausted, he then gave up and started crawling to the bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright but he quickly fell right into the bed and fell sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow. The next morning, he woke up with his wife standing over him shouting at him. “ So，you've been out drinking again!" "What makes you say that?" He asked as he put on an innocent look. "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.” |
