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妻子正在给丈夫煎蛋做早餐。丈夫突然闯进了厨房。 “小心！小心！放点黄油！哦，天哪！你一次煎太多了。太多了！翻过来！现在翻过来！ 我们需要再加一点黄油。哦，天哪！我们去哪儿再弄一些黄油呢？它们要粘住锅了！小心！ ” “小心！！我说了要小心！做饭的时候，你从来不听我说话！从来不！翻过来！快点！你疯了 吗？走神了吗？不要忘了放盐。你看你总是忘了放盐。加盐。加盐！盐！” 妻子瞪着他，问：“你怎么回事？你以为我不知道怎么煎蛋吗？” 丈夫平静地回答道，“我只是想让你感受一下我跟你一起开车时的感觉。” Fried Eggs A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful! Careful! Put in some more butter! Oh, my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh, my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful! Careful!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and asked, “ What is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving with you in the car." |
