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约翰和迈克在做礼拜。约翰在想可不可以在祈祷的时候抽烟。 迈克回答说：为什么不去冋一下神父呢?” 所以约翰走上前去问：“神父，祈祷的时候我可以抽烟吗？" 神父回答道不行，孩子，不可以！这是对我们宗教极大的不尊重。" 约翰回到朋友那里，告诉他神父是怎么说的。 迈克说我一点也不奇怪。你问错了问题。让我试一下。然后迈克就走上前去问神父：‘‘神父，抽烟的时候我可以祈祷吗？’’ 听了这些，神父热心地回答说当然可以了,孩子。当然可以，你想什么时候祈祷就什么时候祈祷。” Wrong Question John and Mike are in one religious service. John wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Mike replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?” So John goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray?” The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That’s utter disrespect to our religion. ” John goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him. Mike says, "I’m not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try.And so Mike goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke?" To which the Priest eagerly replies, “By all means, my son. By all means, you can always pray whenever you want to. ” |
