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一只猴子坐在树上吸大麻香烟，这时一只蜥蜴走了过来，向上望了望，对猴子说：“嘿，你在干什么？" 猴子说：“吸大麻香烟，你也来吸一点吧。” 于是蜥蜴爬了上来，坐在猴子旁边，一起吸了几支。过了一会，蜥蜴说他口干，想去河里找点水喝。可是蜥蜴神智恍惚，身子往前倾得太厉害了，就掉进了河里。 鳄鱼看见了，向蜥蜴游去，把他拖到岸上，问蜥蜴："发生了什么事?” 蜥蜴向鳄鱼解释说，他跟猴子一起坐在树上吸大麻香烟，想喝水，结果脑子晕乎乎的，不小心就跌进了河里。 鳄鱼说他要去核实一下，他走进了丛林,发现了那棵树，猴子正坐在上面。他朝上喊道： "嘿,你!” 猴子向下望去，喊道：-天哪……你到底喝了多少水？" The Dropping Lizard A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, “Hey! What are you doing?” The monkey says, "I am smoking a joint. Come up and have some. ” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is " dry ” and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then he asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?” The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the monkey is sitting，and he looks up and says，" Hey you! ” The Monkey looks down and says, "God... how much water did you drink?!" |
