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苍蝇 fly [英][flaɪ] [美][flai] 中英文小笑话：会耍把戏的苍蝇 在埃德蒙顿监狱的一个囚犯开始训练一只大苍蝇学耍把戏。 多年来，囚犯和苍蝇进行了数千小时的训练。它学会了走路，穿行过微型钢丝，骑小自行车，踩高跷和唱歌剧。 “当我和你离开这里，”囚犯对苍蝇说：“我们将要游览夜总会，我们会发财。” 离开监狱的一天到了。他把苍蝇安全地藏在他的口袋里火柴盒的家，他走到酒吧去庆祝。 在酒吧里，他拿出了他的苍蝇耍小把戏。不出所料，它开始走太空步。 “你看这只苍蝇怎么样！嗯？” 他对侍者说。 侍者一个迅速的动作，伸手去拿了一份埃德蒙顿太阳报纸，卷起来，给了苍蝇一个重击。 “很高兴你看到它，”酒保喃喃地说：“该死的东西到处都是。” A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks. For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts and sing songs from PHANTOM OF THE OPERA. "When you and I get out of here," the jailbird said to the fly. "we're going to tour the nightspots and make a fortune." Finally the day arrived. Fly safely tucked away in his pocket, (inside its matchbox home), the ex-con made his way to a bar to celebrate. At the bar, he brought out his trick fly. On cue, it started moonwalking. "What about this fly, eh?" he said to the bartender. In one swift motion, the bartender reached for his copy of the newspaper THE EDMONTON SUN, rolled it up and squished the fly with a mighty swipe. "Glad you saw it," muttered the bartender. "Blasted things are everywhere." 中英文例句 Because he can fly? 因为他能飞吗? She wouldn't hurt a fly. 她不会伤害一只苍蝇。 They all use a similar trick to fly. 它们使用同样的飞行技巧。 I dreamt that I could fly. 我梦见我能飞翔。 I will fly a plane or a spaceship. 我想驾驶飞机或太空船。 |
