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玛丽 Mary[英]['meərɪ] [美]['meərɪ] 小玛丽不是星期日学校班上最好的学生。她经常在课堂上睡觉。 一天，老师叫她，她在打瞌睡的时候，“告诉我，玛丽，谁创造了宇宙？” 玛丽没有苏醒，小约翰尼，男孩坐在她后面的椅子上，就用针扎了一下她的后面。 “全能的上帝！”玛丽喊道。 老师说，“很好！”玛丽又睡着了。 后来老师问玛丽，“谁是我们的主？”但是，玛丽还没有从她的沉睡中醒来。 再次，约翰尼帮助了她。 “耶稣基督！”玛丽喊道。 老师说，“很好！”玛丽又睡着了。 然后老师问了玛丽一个问题，“夏娃生了她二十三个孩子时，亚当说了什么？” 再次，约翰尼用大头针戳她。这个时候，玛丽跳了起来，大声喊道，“如果你把那该死的东西再一次扎我，我就把它掰成两半！” Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty !" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and Savior?", but Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary. The teacher said, "Very good!" and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" |
