英蕊乐园—让孩子爱上英语

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蜂蜜honey[英][hʌnɪ] [美][ˈhʌni] 一位老师带着一群孩子,引导他们通过感官感知自己的视野。她带来了各种材料,说,孩子,我想让你闭上你的眼睛品尝这些。 孩子们很容易确定樱桃的味
蜂蜜honey[英]['hʌnɪ] [美][ˈhʌni]

一位老师带着一群孩子,引导他们通过感官感知自己的视野。她带来了各种材料,说,“孩子,我想让你闭上你的眼睛品尝这些。”
孩子们很容易确定樱桃的味味,柠檬和薄荷,但是当老师的把蜂蜜味材料展示出来的时候,所有孩子们被难住了。
“我会给你一个提示,”老师说。”这是你的妈妈和爸爸叫对方的时候很可能用的。”
瞬间,一个孩子咳嗽了一声,吐在地板上,喊道,
“吐出来,他们都是笨蛋!”

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint,but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped."I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's somethin your mommy and daddy probably call each other all the time."Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted,"Spit 'em out, they're assholes!"




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