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犹太人Jewish[英][ˈdʒu:ɪʃ] [美][ˈdʒuɪʃ] 一天，小约翰尼从学校回家有些困惑。他的母亲是犹太人，他的父亲是黑人。所以Johnny说，“妈妈，我是犹太人或是黑人？” “这真的很重要吗？你得去问你的父亲。”他的母亲告诉他。所以强尼的父亲下班回家，约翰尼问同样的问题，“爸爸，我是犹太人或更多的是黑人？” “这是一个什么样的问题，这真的很重要吗？你为什么想知道你更多的是犹太人的还是黑人的？”他的爸爸问。 “嗯，是这样的，爸爸。汤米在大街上想卖掉他的自行车。50美元，我不知道是否要杀他的价格，让他降到25美元，或是等到天黑了后偷了那个混蛋。 Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black. So Johnny says, "Mom, am I more Jewish or more black?" "What does it really matter? You'll just have to ask your father", his mother tells him. So Johnny's father gets home from work and Johnny asks the same question, "Dad, am I more Jewish or more black?" "What kind of a question is that, does it really matter? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or black?" asks his dad. "Well, it's like this dad. Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait till its dark and steal the fucker. |
