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旅程journey[英]['dʒɜ:nɪ] [美][ˈdʒɚni] 中英文小故事：愉快和轻松的旅程 圣诞节后的一天，母亲在厨房，听她年幼的儿子在客厅玩他的新的电动火车。她听到火车停下来，她的儿子说，“你们这些狗娘养的人离开，快离开了，因为这是最后一站！你们这些狗娘养的，把你的屁股从火车上移开，我们火车到站了。” 母亲发疯了，告诉儿子，“我们这个房子不能使用这样的一种语言。现在我要你去你的房间，你要在那里呆两个小时。当你出来的时候，你可以玩你的火车，但是我希望你用美丽的语言。” 两小时后，儿子出来卧室，继续玩他的火车。不久，火车停了，她的母亲听到儿子说，“所有的乘客都下火车，请记得带上你所有的随身物品。我们感谢您乘坐我们的火车，希望你旅行愉快。”她听到这个小男孩还在继续，“那些刚刚登车的，我们要求你把你所有的手提行李放在座位底下。记住，不要在火车上吸烟。我们希望你们有一个愉快和轻松的旅程。” 母亲开始微笑，而孩子又说，“由于造成两个小时的延迟，请看厨房里的狗娘养的。” A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen." |
