工作job[英][dʒɒb] [美][dʒɑb]中英文小故事：小狗找工作 一个招聘启事被挂在一个办公室的窗户。上面写着： 招聘启事。 必须输入70字一分钟。 必须精通电脑。 必须双语。 平等机会的雇主。 一只狗在街上漫步，看到标志。他看了一下，把它叼了下来，走进经理办公室，很明显他想申请这份工作。 办公室经理笑着说，“我不能雇狗做这个工作。” 狗指着启事：“平等机会的雇主。” 经理说，“好吧，把这封信键入。”狗去做文字处理，一分钟以后完成返回，完美的格式。 经理说，“好吧，还有一个问题。为它编写计算机程序并运行它。” 十五分钟后，这只狗带回正确的答案。 经理仍然不相信。”我还不能给你这个职位。你一定是双语的。” 狗看着经理说，“喵”。 A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down the street and saw the sign. He looked at it for a moment, pulled it down with his mouth, and walked into the manager's office, making it clear he wished to apply for the job. The office manager laughed and said, "I can't hire a dog for this job." The dog pointed to the line: "An equal opportunity employer." So the manager said, "OK, take this letter and type it." The dog went off to the word processor and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly formatted. The manager said, "Alright, here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it." Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer. The manager still wasn't convinced. "I still can't hire you for this position. You've got to be bilingual." The dog looked up at the manager and said, "Meow." |
