百万 millions [英]['mɪlɪənz] [美]['mɪlɪrnz]中英文小故事：价值百万的青蛙 一个帅哥走进一个非常优雅的餐厅，点了一份牛排。服务员说：“我很抱歉，我不认为你可以支付你的账单。”他承认，“你是对的。我没有钱，但如果我告诉你一些你以前没见过的东西，你可以给我免费的晚饭吗？” 服务员出于好奇和同情心，说，“只要你给我看的不是淫秽的。” 一言为定。这个家伙说，在他的上衣口袋里掏出一个仓鼠。他把仓鼠放在地上，它穿过房间，直接到钢琴。仓鼠爬上钢琴，并开始弹奏格什温的歌曲。 服务员说，“你是对的。我之前从没见过。仓鼠琴弹的很好。” 那家伙坐在后面，享受了牛排晚餐。 不久之后，他问服务员，“我可以吃一块在点心车里的蓝莓派吗？” “如果你有另一个奇迹的话”，女服务员回答。他把手伸进衣服里掏出一只青蛙。他把青蛙放在桌子上，青蛙开始唱歌了！ 从旁边来了一个陌生人跑到这家伙面前，给他300美元要买那只青蛙。这个人说：“一言为定。”他以三百元的价格把青蛙卖给陌生人。陌生人跑出餐厅，眼睛里闪烁着美元的符号。 服务员说他“你是疯子吗？你把唱歌的青蛙300美元就卖了？它必须是价值百万！” “不，”那个人说。”仓鼠也是很好的口技演员。” Amangy looking guy walks into a very classy restaurant and orders a steak. The waitress says: "I'm sorry, but I don't think you can pay for your meal." The guy admits, "You're right. I don't have any money, but if I show you something you haven't seen before, will you give me my supper?" The waitress, both curious and compassionate, says, "Only if what you show me isn't risque." "Deal!" says the guy and reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a hamster. He puts the hamster on the ground and it runs across the room, directly to a piano. The hamster then proceeds to climb up the piano, and starts playing Gershwin songs. The waitress says, "You're right. I've never seen anything like that before. That hamster is truly good on the piano." The guy sits back and enjoys a fine steak supper with all the trimmings. Shortly thereafter, he asks the waitress, "Can I have a piece of that fine blueberry pie I see on the dessert cart over there?" "Only if you got another miracle up your sleeve", says the waitress. The guy reaches into his coat again and pulls out a frog. He puts the frog on the table, and the frog starts to sing up a storm! A stranger from a nearby table runs over to the guy and offers him $300 for the frog. The guy says "It's a deal." He takes the three hundred and gives the stranger the frog. The stranger runs out of the restaurant with dollar signs in his eyes and a big smile on his face. The waitress says to the guy "Are you some kind of nut? You sold a singing frog for $300? It must have been worth millions!" "No", says the guy. "The hamster is also a ventriloquist." |
