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两个男人，乔治和哈里，乘坐在一个热气球上飞越大西洋。在空中37小时之后，乔治说，“哈利，我们要降低一些高度，让我们可以看到我们在哪里。”哈利减低了一些热空气，热气球降落到云层下面。乔治说，“我还是不知道我们在哪里，让我们问问在地上的那个家伙。”哈利大叫地面上的一个人，“嘿，对不起，你能告诉我们在哪里吗？”在地上的那个人回答，“你现在100英尺高的空中。”乔治转向哈利说，“那人是个律师。”“你怎么知道？”哈利问。乔治回答，“因为他给我们的建议是100%准确的，并完全无用的。” Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot air balloon to cross the Atlantic ocean. After 37 hours in the air, George says "Harry, we better lose some altitude so we can see where we are." Harry lets out some of the hot air in the balloon, and the balloon descends to below the cloud cover. George says, "I still can't tell where we are, lets ask that guy on the ground." So Harry yells down to the man, "Hey, pardon me but could you tell us where we are?"The man on the ground yells back, "You're in a balloon 100 feet up in the air." George turns to Harry and says, "that man is a lawyer." "How can you tell?", inquires Harry. George answers, "Because the advice he gave us is 100% accurate, and totally useless." |
