美国宇航局正在面试人员被派往火星。只有一个人的名额能去,但有一个问题,就是他不能返回地球。 第一申请人是一个工程师,当面试官问到他想要的报酬时。”一百万美元,”他回答说,“因为我想捐给麻省理工学院“ 下一个应聘者,是一个医生,他被问了同样的问题。他要了二百万。”我想给一百万到我的家庭,”他解释说,“另外一百万送给我的教堂。“ 最后的申请人是一个律师。当问到他需要多少钱的时候,他在面试官的耳边低声说,“三百万美元。” “为什么比其他两个人多?”面试官问道。 “因为,如果我有三百万美元,我会给你一百万美元,我自己留一百万美元,然后我们把工程师派出去!” NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one could go, but with one catch - he couldn't return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going. "One million dollars," he answered, "because I want to donate it to M.I.T."The next applicant, a doctor,was asked the same question. He asked for two million. "I want to give a million to my family," he explained, "and leave the other million to my church."The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted,he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars.""Why so much more than the other two?" he queried."Because,if I get $3 million, I'll give you $1 million, I'll keep $1 million, and we'll send the engineer!" |