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彼得正在天堂大门度过漫长的一天，他散步时，他注意到，在天堂和地狱之间的栅栏需要修理了。于是他找到栅栏旁边的路西法。 彼得：“这篱笆需要一些修理。我要看到它修理好，你来帮助支付修理它的费用。” 路西法：“如果你想让它修理好的，你就要为它付出。” 彼得：“围栏是你的一部分责任，你要帮助支付修理，如果不然，我会告你的。” 路西法：“哈！！那么你认为，你到哪里去找到一个律师？！” Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair. So he hollers over the fence to Lucifer. Saint Peter: "This fence needs some repair. I'll see to it that it gets fixed if you will help pay for it." Lucifer: "If you want it fixed, you pay for it." Saint Peter: "The fence is partly your responsibility and you will help pay for it or I will sue you for that amount." Lucifer: "Ha!! And where do you think you are going to get a lawyer?!" |
