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最近，有一个老师，一个清洁工，和一个律师一起来到天堂大门。彼得告诉他们，为了进天堂，每个人必须回答一个问题。 彼得向老师问，“船撞上冰山的名字是什么？他们还拍了一部关于它的电影。” 老师很快地回答，“那是泰坦尼克号。”彼得让他通过进入了天堂大门。 彼得转过身来面对清洁工，考虑到他的气味是不是会污染天堂的空气，决定找个难点的问题：“船上死了多少人？” 清洁工是幸运的，他刚刚看过这部电影。“1228，”他说。“没错！你可以进来。” 彼得转向律师。“他们的名字。” Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered. "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them." |
