|
一位著名的外科教授去了天堂。在天堂门口的门卫问他：“你犯了罪，你后悔吗？”教授回答：“是的，当我年轻时，在圣卢卡斯医院的时候，我们踢足球和社区医院的球队比赛，我进了一个球，但是，那是越位球。裁判没有吹哨，我们赢得了比赛。我现在后悔了。”守门人说：“这是一个非常小的罪。你可以进来。” “谢谢你，彼得。”教授说。 “我不是圣彼得，”守门人说，“他现在正在午休时间。我是卢卡斯。” A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: 'Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret?' 'Yes,' the professor ansvered. 'When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now.' 'Well,' said the gatekeeper. 'That is a very minor sin. You may enter.' 'Thank you very much, Saint Peter,' the professor ansvered. 'Im am not Saint Peter,' said the gatekeeper. 'He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.' |
