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一个人来到天堂的大门。圣彼得问，“你的宗教？”男人说，“卫理公会。”彼得看着他的表，说，“那么你去24号房间，但是，你通过8房间的时候要很安静。”另一个人来到天堂的大门。他的宗教是浸信会的，圣彼得说“去18号房间，但是，你通过8房间的时候要很安静。” 第三个人来到大门，其宗教是犹太。“去11号房间，但是，你通过8房间的时候要很安静。。” 第三个人说，“我可以理解不同的宗教信仰进不同的房间，但是我为什么要安静通过8房间呢？” 彼得告诉他，“耶和华的见证人在8号房间，他们认为，他们是唯一在这里的宗教。” A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?" The man says, "Methodist." St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?" "Baptist." "Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?" "Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8." The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?" St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they're the only ones here. |
