捕鱼季还没打开。一个渔夫没有捕鱼许可,却在捕钓鳟鱼。这时一个陌生人走过来,问:“运气怎么样?” “运气好吗?这里真是一个奇妙的地方。我昨天就捕获了10条!”他自夸。 “真是这样吗?顺便问一下,你知道我是谁吗?”陌生人问。 “不知道啊。”渔夫回答。 “好的,我告诉你,我是新来的监管看守人。” “哦,”渔夫说。”嘿.你知道我是谁吗?我是这个州最大的骗子。” The fishing season hasn't opened. A fisherman who doesn't have a license is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope". "Meet the biggest liar in the state." |