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今天的午餐时候，我注意到有一个老人坐在公园的长椅上痛哭流涕。我停下来问他出了什么事。 他告诉我，“我在家里有一个22岁的妻子。，每天早上起床，她给我擦背，让我吃煎饼，香肠，新鲜水果和新鲜的咖啡。” 我继续说，“嗯，那你为什么哭？” 他补充说，“午餐的时候，她给我准备汤，我最喜欢的饼干。然后她打扫房子，安排我看电视和我下午的休息。” 我说，'好吧，你为什么要哭呢？” 他说，“晚餐的时候，她让我用酒和我最喜欢的甜点，然后我们拥抱直到凌晨时分。” 我问，“那么，你为什么要哭呢？” 他回答说，“我不记得我住在哪里了。” When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee.' I continued, 'Well, then why are you crying?' He added, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favourite biscuits, cleans the house and then watches sports TV with me for the rest of the afternoon.' I said, 'Well, why are you crying?' He said, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then we cuddle until the small hours.' I inquired, 'Well then, why in the world would you be crying?' He replied, 'I can't remember where I live.' |
