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这一个是众所周知的，很不适合钓鱼的湖泊。但是，一个湖泊看守人注意到一个家伙一直能在湖泊里弄到鱼。 他问那个人：“你是怎么抓鱼的，其他人都没有你的这个本事” 那个家伙回答说：“我明天去捕鱼，你为什么不来呢？” 第二天，看守人和渔夫一起出湖。他们在船上，渔夫点燃炸药，然后扔到湖里。“砰”！！！马上有鱼漂浮在湖面上！ 看守人吓坏了，说：“你不能这样做！那是违法的！” 渔夫达点燃另一根说：“你是要鱼呢，还是要说话呢？” It was well known that a certain lake was very poor for fishing up north, but a game warden happened to notice that one guy kept coming home with his limit of fish on several occations. He asked the guy: "How is it that you are catching fish out of that lake when no one else can?" The guy replied: "Well I am going back up there tommorow, why don't you come along?" And, so the warden did. They were in the boat when the fisherman reached over and lit a stick of dynamite and then tossed it overboard. BOOM!!! There were fish floating to the surface all over! The game warden freaked out, and said: "You can't do that! That's illeagal!" The fisherman reached over and lit another stick and said: "Are you going to fish, or talk?" |
