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两个弗吉尼亚乡下佬去钓鱼。他们租了所有的设备，包括卷轴，杆，潜水服，小船，汽车，甚至一间林中小屋。我的意思是，他们花了一大笔钱！第一天他们去钓鱼，但他们没钓到任何东西。第二天发生同样的事情，并且在第三天。直到最后，在他们旅行的最后一天，其中一个人钓到一条鱼。他们都很沮丧。一个人对另一个人说，“你知道这一条倒霉的鱼，我们花了1500美元” 旁边的人说，“哇！真是一件好事，幸好我们没赶上！” Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!" |
