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一名以色列士兵刚入伍，请求指挥官给他3天的休假。指挥官说，“你疯了吗？你刚刚加入以色列军队，就想请三天假？如果你真要3天的假期，你必须要有一些特别的壮举才可以！” 于是，士兵第二天开了一辆阿拉伯的坦克回来！指挥官是如此欣赏，他问：“你是怎么做到的？” “嗯，我跳上坦克，向阿拉伯人接壤的地方开过去。我在靠近边境的时候，看见一个阿拉伯军队的坦克。我把我的白色旗帜挂起来，阿拉伯坦克也把他的白旗挂上。我说，阿拉伯士兵，你想得到一个为期三天的休假吗？然后，我们交换了坦克！” An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!" |
