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戴维去看精神病医生。“医生，”他说，“我有麻烦了。每次我睡到床上，我觉得有人在我的床下面。我到了床的下面，我认为床的上面有人。上面，下面；上面，下面.....你要帮帮我，我快要发疯了！” “你只要把你自己托付给我两年，”医生说。“一周三次来我这里，我会治好你的恐惧。” “那你是如何收费啊？” “每次一百美元。”医生回答。 “我可以睡个好觉啦。”戴维放心了。 六个月后，医生在街上遇到”戴维。 “为什么，你不来见我？”医生问。 “访问你一次一百美元？酒保治愈了我才花了十美元。” “是真的吗！他是如何做的？” “他告诉我，把床腿锯掉！”戴维回答。 David went to a psychiatrist: "Doc,"he said,"I've got trouble.Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed,I think there's somebody on top of it.Top,under,top,under.....you gotta help me,I`m going crazy!" "Just put yourself in my hands for two years," said the shrink."Come to me three times a week,and I`ll cure your fears." "How much do you charge?" "A hundred dollars per visit." "I'll sleep on it,"said Shakey. Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. "Why didn`t you ever come to see me again?"asked the psychiatrist. "For a hundred buck's a visit?A bartender cured me for ten dollars." "Is that so! How?" "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" |
