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病人：我在医院！我为什么在这里？ 医生：你出了车祸。 病人：发生了什么事？ 医生：好的，我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。你想先听哪个？ 病人：好…第一个坏消息… 医生：你的腿受伤很严重，我们不得不将它们全部切除。 病人：这太可怕了！你有什么喜事吗？ 医生：有一个在你隔壁病房的人，愿意对你的拖鞋提供很好的帮助，这是一个非常好的机会。 An accident involving a train: Patient:I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor:You've had an accident involving a train. Patient:What happened? Doctor:Well,I've got some good news and some bad news.Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Well... The bad news first... Doctor:Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor:There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers. |
