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德克萨斯西部的一个牧场主人完成了伟大的超越，来到了天堂。 当他走近了大门，他注意到的周围地形光秃秃的没有绿色植被。他对守门人说，“你好，彼得，这里看起来就像是在德克萨斯。” 守门人回答说，“首先，我不是彼得；第二，你真的不知道你在哪儿，是吗？” A cattleman from West Texas died and went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas." "The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you ?" |
