耳朵 ear [英][iə] [美][ɪr]中英文小故事：只有一个耳朵的犯罪嫌疑人 警察正在询问3位想成为侦探的金发女郎。通过识别可疑的目标的特征测试他们的技能。 他给第一个金发女郎展示了5秒的一张照片，然后隐藏它。说：“这是你的怀疑目标，你如何识别他的特征呢？” 第一个金发女郎回答说：“这很容易，我们会很快抓住他，因为他只有一只眼睛！”警察说：“嗯……嗯……那是因为照片只是显示他部分形象。” 他把照片给第二位金发女郎看了5秒，问她：“这是你的怀疑目标，你能记住他的特征吗？” 第二个金发女郎笑了出来，撩了一下她自己的头发，说：“哈！太容易了，因为他只有一只耳朵！” 警察愤怒地回应道，“你们两个怎么回事？？当然只有一只眼睛和一只耳朵，因为这是他的侧面像！！还有更好一些的答案吗？” 警官这个时候非常沮丧，他显示图片给第三个金发美女，很不耐烦地问：“这是你的怀疑目标，你认识他的特征吗？”他很快补充道：“…好好的想一想，然后给我一个愚蠢的回答。” 金发女郎很专心地看了一会儿图片，说：“嗯……他戴的是隐形眼镜。” 警察惊讶得哑口无言，连他自己都不知道这个人是不是戴隐形眼镜。他说：“嗯，这是一个有趣的答案……在这儿等我，我要查一下他的档案。”他离开房间，去他的办公室，在他的电脑检查文件上的嫌疑人。 返回来的时候，警官露出灿烂的微笑在他的脸上：“真的。简直无法相信。真的呀！犯罪嫌疑人确实戴隐形眼镜。干得好！你怎么能有这么敏锐的观察力？” “这很容易，”金发女郎说：“他不能戴普通眼镜，因为他只有一只眼睛和一只耳朵。” A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his PROFILE." Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his profile!! Is that the best ans wer you can come up with?" Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds "...think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that." He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?" "That's e asy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear." 中英文例句 What's in your ear? 你耳朵里是什么？ I'm afraid I have an ear infection. 恐怕我有耳疾。 You do her ear? 你试过她的耳朵吗? Then l bite your ear! 那我就咬你耳朵！ Doesn't your ear hurt? 你耳朵没震伤吗? |
