喝醉的英文及趣事
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喝醉的 drunk [英][drʌŋk][美][drʌŋk ] 中英文小故事： 喝醉 的男人 一个男人离开酒吧，钻进他的车，驾驶着车离去。汽车刚走了200码远就被一个警察拦住了。 警察：晚上好，先生。我们
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喝醉的 drunk [英][drʌŋk] [美][drʌŋk]
中英文小故事：喝醉的男人
一个男人离开酒吧，钻进他的车，驾驶着车离去。汽车刚走了200码远就被一个警察拦住了。
警察：“晚上好，先生。我们在测试酒后驾车的司机。请你在这个仪器上吹气！”
男人：“我很抱歉，我不能这样做。我有哮喘。如果我在这个仪器上吹气，我身体会缺失空气的。”
警察：“那么，请和我们回去办公室，我们可以给你一个血液测试。”
男人：“我做不到。我有贫血，如果你用一根针扎我，我都会流血致死。”
警察：“那你就必须沿着这条白色的线，向前走5码。”
男人：“我做不到。”
警察：“为什么不行？。”
男人：“因为我烂醉如泥。”
A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer.
Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving. Would you please blow into this machine?".
Man: "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that machine, I will get out of air".
Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood test".
Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death".
Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line".
Man: "Can't do that either".
Officer: "Why not?".
Man: "Because I'm dead drunk".
中英文例句
Who said I was drunk?
谁说我喝醉了？
Is how drunk is drunk enough?
多醉是足够醉？
Is coffee drunk in china?
中国有人喝咖啡吗？
Texting while driving is the new drunk driving.
开车时发短信是一种新的醉酒驾车。
It suddenly caught sight of the drunk.
突然它看见了醉汉。
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