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瓶子的英文单词及搞笑故事 瓶子bottle[英]['bɒtl] [美][ˈbɑtl] 中英文小故事：神奇的啤酒瓶子 一个醉汉蹒跚地回家时迷路了，发现自己倒在灌木丛地上，他注意到有一个灯。他把它捡了起来，擦了擦，出来了一个精灵。 “你有三个愿望可以实现，你要做明智的选择。”精灵说。 那个家伙，看着他的最后剩下的空荡荡的一个啤酒瓶子，把它砸碎在岩石上，说，“我要一个啤酒瓶子，它将永远不会喝完。” *噗* 一个啤酒瓶子出现在那家伙面前。他看着它，把它倒过来。让他惊讶的是，啤酒瓶子里的啤酒仍然是慢慢的。这家伙满意地就要离去。 “你要去哪里，”精灵问，“你还有两个愿望！” “嗯，”他回答，“再给我两个这样的瓶子！” The GenieA drunk guy was stumbling home one day when he got lost and found himself in the bush. He fell to the ground and noticed a lamp. He picked it up, and rubbed it, and out came a genie. "You have three wishes, choose them wisely." says the Genie. The guy, looking down at his last, and empty, bottle of beer, smashes it on some rocks and says, "I want a beer that will never run out." *Poof* A bottle appears in front of the guy. He takes it, looks at it, and downs it. He looks at it again, and to his surprise, it was still full. The guy being very content starts walking away. "Where are you going," asks the Genie, "You still have two wishes left!" "Well," replies the guy, "Give me TWO more of these!" |
