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有一个农夫,他有一群猪。一天,有一个人到农场,问农夫:你用什么喂你的猪?农夫回答,我给他们的橡子,玉米,和类似的东西。 来人说:我来自动物保护协会,你没有尽责,那些
 
有一个农夫,他有一群猪。一天,有一个人到农场,问农夫:“你用什么喂你的猪?”农夫回答,“我给他们的橡子,玉米,和类似的东西。
来人说:“我来自动物保护协会,你没有尽责,那些猪不应该吃垃圾。”然后,他给农民开了罚款单。
几天之后,另一个人来了,问了同样的问题。农夫回答说:“我对他们很好。我给他们鱼,鱼子酱,虾,牛排……”
来人说:“我从联合国组织来,我认为,你对待猪是不公平的。”然后,他给农民开了罚款单。
最后,另一个男人走了进来,又是问了同样的问题。犹豫的农民好几分钟后,回答说:“我给每头猪五美元,他们想吃啥就吃啥。”
 
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to feed your pigs?" "Well, I give them acorn, corn, and things like that. Why?" "Because I am from the Animals Protection Association and I think you don't feed them like you should, they shouldn't eat wastes." Then he fined the farmer. Some days later, another person arrived and asked the same question. The farmer answered: "Well, I feed them very well. I give them salmon, caviar, shrimp, steak...why?" "Because I am from the United Nations Organization and I think it's unfair that you feed your pigs like that when there are people dying with nothing to eat." And he fined the farmer. Finally, another man came in and asked just the same question. The hesitant farmer answered after a few minutes: "Well, I give five dollars to each pig so they can buy whatever they want."
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