中英文搞笑故事：我刚杀死了那头猪

的司机，我刚杀死了那头猪。”
 
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road. Limbaugh told the chauffeur to drive up to the farm and apologize to the farmer. They drove up to the farm, the chauffeur got out and knocked on the front door and was let in. He was in there for what seemed like hours. When the chauffeur came out, Limbaugh was confused about why his driver had been in there so long. "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife brought me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses." explained the driver. "What did you tell the farmer?" Limbaugh asked. The chauffeur replied, "I told him I was Rush Limbaugh's driver and I'd just killed the pig."

拉什林堡和他的司机开车到乡下，不小心撞死了一头猪，林堡告诉司机，让他开车到农场，去向农民道歉。他们开车来到农场，司机下车敲前门进去。他逗留在那里好像有好几个小时。当司机走出来，林堡搞不清楚，为什么他的司机要在里面那么久。“好的，我来告诉你，第一个农民握我的手，然后他给了我一杯啤酒，他的妻子给了我一些饼干，他女儿过来吻我。”司机解释说。”你怎么告诉他的？”林堡问。司机回答说，“我告诉他，我是拉什林堡