一天晚上,彼得在家看电视的时候,他的妻子走进房间,问道,“有一天,如果我死了,你会再结婚吗?” 彼得想了想,然后说:“我想,我会的”。 然后,他的妻子问,“你会让她做你打高尔夫球的搭档吗?” 彼得回答说,“我可能也会这么做”。 “但是,你肯定不会给她我在俱乐部的球杆吧?” 她哭了! 彼得看着她说,“噢,她是左撇子。” One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would". Then his the wife asked, "well would you have her as your golfing partner?" Peter replied, "yep I probably would do that too". "But surely you wouldn't give her my clubs?!", she cried. Peter looked at her and said, "Nah, she is left handed." |