两个囚犯正在谈论他们的罪行: 乔治:“我抢劫了一家银行,他们判了我20年 赫尔曼:“我杀了一个人,我要在这里待3天” 乔治:“啥???我抢银行得到20年;你杀了一个人,才判3天???” 赫尔曼:“是啊,那是一个律师。” Two prisoners are talking about their crimes: George: "I robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years" Herman: "Hmm. I killed a man, and I'm here for 3 days" George: "*WHAT*??? I rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???" Herman: "Yeah, it was a lawyer." |