一对夫妇一直相处多年,每一年妻子生日的时候,她都会要一些礼物。一年,丈夫想,“我要在我妻子生日那天给她买一个墓地。” 哦,你可以想像她当时是多么的失望。第二年,她的生日又到了,这一次他没有给她买任何东西。她说,“你为什么不给我一个生日礼物!?” 丈夫回答说,“我去年买给你的,你都还没有用!” A couple have been getting along for years, every wife's birthday she asked for some present. so once the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday." Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything. She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!" |