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一个女人决定为自己画肖像。她对画家说，“画我带着钻石耳环，钻石项链，翡翠手镯和红宝石吊坠。” “但你并没有戴这些东西。”画家说。 “我知道，”她说，“万一我死在我的丈夫前面，我肯定他会马上再婚，我想让他的新妻子疯狂的寻找珠宝。” A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry." |
