一天,一个小伙子走进邮局,看见一个中年的秃顶男人站在柜台前,在粉红色信封上贴上表示“爱”的邮票。然后,那个人拿出一瓶香水,开始在信封上喷满香水,小伙子问他在做什么。那个男人说“我要寄送出1000个情人卡,上面的落款签名是,‘猜猜我是谁?’” 小伙子问:“那是为了什么?” “我是一个离婚律师。”男人回答。 A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies. |