聪明smart[英][smɑ:t] [美][smɑrt] 中英文小笑话:谁的狗最聪明 四个朋友在为谁的狗最聪明而争吵。 第一个人是个工程师,他对自己的狗喊道:“T形角,使出你的本领来。”这只狗便跑向一个书桌,拉出一张纸和一支铅笔,画出了一个完美的三角形。 第二个人是个会计。他对他的狗说:“珠算法,上吧。”那狗直奔厨房,用嘴咬开一袋甜饼并把饼分成了四等份。 第三个人是位药剂师。他命令他的狗:“量杯,表现一下”。那狗径直走向冰 箱,叼出一夸脱牛奶并精确地把八盎司牛奶倒人一个量杯中。 最后一位是政府职员。“咖啡时间,”他对自己的狗喊叫,“去吧。”话还未落, 那狗便跳将起来,踏污了那张纸,吃掉了所有的甜饼,喝光了那杯牛奶。 Whose Dog Was the Smartest Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, “T Square, show your stuff.” The dog trotted over to a desk,pulled out a paper and pencil,and drew a perfect triangle. The next guy, an accountant, called to his dog, “Slide Rule, go ahead.” The dog went to the kitchen, nibbled open a bag of cookies and divided the contents into four equal piles. The next man, a chemist, beckoned his dog, Beaker, to show what he could do. The dog went to the fridge,took out a quart of milk and poured out exactly eighty ounces into a measuring cup. The last man was a government worker. “ Coffee Break,” he hollered to his dog, “go to it.” With that, the dog jumped to his feet, soiled the paper, ate the cookies and drank the milk. 中英文例句 1. How smart is your car? 你的汽车够聪明吗? 2. Picking off assets now looks smart. 现在收购资产看来是精明的。 3. Smart people who think differently. 聪明人的想法不同。 4. We already know that investing in women is smart economics. 我们知道,妇女有着精明的经济头脑。 5. The smart money said the banks already were dead, or at least close. 精明的投资者表示,银行已经死亡,或至少已濒临死亡。 |