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鸡汤chicken soup[英][ˈtʃikin su:p] [美][ˈtʃɪkən sup] 中英文小笑话：鸡汤 乔在住院。一天午餐时间，他看了看自己的饭菜，说:“我不喜欢鸡汤，拿点别的给我吧。”医院的护工说：“鸡汤对您的身体有好处。医生说您得喝这个。”无论如何，乔还是不肯喝。 那天晚上,和乔同房间的一个病人得了严重的胃病,于是护士过来给他灌肠。可是他们搞错了，给乔做了灌肠。 第二个礼拜，乔出院时，新住进来的病人问他觉得医院怎么样。乔告诉他这 个医院本身是很好的，但是他们对伙食真的很严格，如果他们让你喝鸡汤,你最好喝了它,不然他们会半夜过来硬是从你后面塞进去!” Chicken Soup Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looked at his lunch and said, “I don’t like chicken soup, bring something else.” The hospital worker said, “It’s good for you. The doctor said you should have it.” Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema. By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital. He told him, “Well，the hospital itself is pretty good, but they’re very strict about their food. When they bring up chicken soup you'd better eat it, or they’ll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!” 中英文例句 1. Some people believe in treating a cold with chicken soup. 一些人相信鸡汤可以治疗感冒。 2. I recommend a good bowl of chicken soup for a start! 我推荐大家可以从一碗鸡汤作为一个开端。 3. His herbal chicken soup looked like clear tea but was as tasty as anything my mother would have made. 他的药膳鸡汤，汤色如同清澈的茶水，滋味却不逊于我妈妈做的任何一道菜。 4. Chicken soup is said to go straight to the soul and fix up all problems. 据说鸡汤会直入心灵并帮你解决所有问题。 5. Chicken soup is not a wedding gift; it shouldn't come with added stress. 鸡汤不是结婚礼物，它不需要让别人觉得有压力。 |
