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精神病医生psychiatrist[英][saɪˈkaɪətrɪst] [美][saɪ'kaɪətrɪst] 中英文小笑话：精神病医生 杰瑞去看精神病医生。“医生，”他说，“我有些不对劲。每次睡觉的时候，我都感觉有人在床下。我要疯了!” “给我一年时间，”医生说，“每周来三次，我会治好你。” “费用是多少呢?” “每次一百美元。” “我会认真考虑的。”杰瑞答道。六个月后医生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“为什么你再也没来呢?”医生问。 “一次一百块钱吗？有个酒吧服务生收了十块钱就把我治好了。” “真的？他怎么做到的?” “他让我把床腿锯掉。现在那没人了！” Psychiatrist Jerry went to a psychiatrist. “Doo,”he said, “I have got trouble. Every time I get into bed，I think there is somebody under it. I am going crazy!” “ Just put yourself in my hands for one year，，’ said the doctor. “ Come to me three times a week，and I will cure your fears.” “How much do you charge?” “ A hundred dollars per visit.，’ “I will sleep on it,”said Jerry. Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. “ Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist. “For a hundred bucks a visit? The bar tender cured me for $ 10. “Is that so? How?” “He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain’t nobody under there now!” 中英文例句 1. Paul steinberg is a psychiatrist. 保罗-斯坦伯格是一位精神病学家。 2. Kraus is a child and adolescent psychiatrist and autism expert at rush university medical center. 克劳斯是拉什大学医学中心（rush university medical center）的一名儿童和青少年精神病学家和自闭症专家。 3. Day was about to break when pereda and the psychiatrist left. 天将要破晓的时候佩雷德和精神病医生离开了。 4. A psychologist, psychiatrist, or other trained behavioral health professional can give you that support. 心理学家，精神病学家或者是其他训练有素的保健专业人士能够给你支持。 5. Three months later, I was still off work, medicated and in the care of a clinical psychiatrist. 三个月后，我依然没有上班，还在接受药物治疗和临床精神病学家的照料。 |
