只only[英][ˈəunli] [美][ˈonli] 中英文小笑话:他的得数只比正确答案多二 杰克•霍金斯是美国一所学院的橄榄球队教练,他竭力想物色好球员。但是 好球员学业不行,院方不愿录取。 有一天,教练带着一位优秀的年轻球员去见院长,希望院方同意他免试入学。 经过一番劝说后,院长说那我想先问问他几个问题 然后他转向学生,问了几个非常简单的问题。可是那个学生一个也答不上来。 最后院长说:“那么,五乘七得多少?” 学生想了很久,然后回答说三十六。” 院长摊开双手失望地看了看教练。可是教练认真地说:“噢,录取他吧,先生! 他的答案只比正确答案多二。” He Was Only Wrong by Two Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an American college, and he was always trying to find good players,but they were not always smart enough to be accepted by the college. One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. “Well,” the dean said after some persuasion, “I would like to ask him a few questions first.” Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student did not know any of the answers. At last the dean said, “Well,what is five times seven?” The student thought for a long time and then answered, “Thirty-six.” The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair,but the coach said earnestly, “Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two.” 中英文例句 1. There is only one answer. 现在只有一个办法。 2. The reform remains only partial. 改革仍只是局部的。 3. The only issue is cost. 唯一的问题是开销。 4. Propaganda only explains so much. 舆论只能解释这么多。 5. He was only partly successful. 他只成功了一部分。 |